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	Title of Update: July 02, 2009, 3:17 AM by Romsus Why the heck am I updating Taylon in the middle of the week at 3 in the morning? What have I become... (If you guessed "a terrible human being" then you're not far off) Comments (1)


	Seriously June 15, 2009, 10:19 PM by Romsus seriously what's up with the new taylon well that's my update see ya Comments (12)


	SURPRISE!!! June 13, 2009, 4:17 PM by Romsus I'm going to murder you all in your sleep! *SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!* Comments (0)


	E3 June 03, 2009, 9:33 PM by Romsus Note to E3 presenters: when figuring out what order to present games in, always show the best games last. Unfortunately, you decided to do the opposite this year, because you kicked the E3 off with Beatles: Rock Band. How the heck are we supposed to get excited about other games after you present such an awesome spectacle?? Of course, that's a laugh-tastic exaggeration!!! by a guy who enjoys playing Rock Band more than any other game that's come out since the release of Super Mario World for the Super Nintendo, so... Foolery aside, there were some interesting things shown this year, what with Microsoft and Sony jumping on the motion controls bandwagon. Sony made a glowing controller that looks like one of those Death Star Pez dispensers, Microsoft went for a camera that captures full-body motion. Both demos consisted of Wii-esque minigames like "archery" and "blocking flying objects with your limbs." And of course there were plenty of games announced, including Mass Effect 2 (Jack Bauer in Space Part 2), Brutal Legend (Jack Black smiting fools with the power of heavy metal), a Mario Galaxy sequel, some new eXXXXXtremed up Metroid game, and 780 new Metal Gear Solids. Biggest surprise: Left 4 Dead 2. Hey guys, remember the first game? The one that, like, just came out? Yeah instead of making downloadable content for it we're just going to make you buy a whole new game, okay see ya. Second best part of E3 (behind Beatles:RB) - Final Fantasy XIII features a character named Suds. Biggest disappointment of E3: no one announced a WorldWar game! What's wrong with these people? Whoever acquired the rights to that property would be sitting on a freakin' goldmine! SUPERIOR ALIEN LIZARDS VS. PATHETIC HUMANS, COME ON! I'm so angry right now I just want to punch something Comments (5)


	lol May 05, 2009, 11:49 PM by Romsus rofl Agree? Disagree? Discuss. Comments (4)